cybercum:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this

either this is fake or you’re a dick

untroestlich:

jesuschristvevo:

a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino

what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.

I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

fuchsiatyrant:

fatkidinmath:

kazoothekid:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

google it

obsessesovereverything:

Saw the Great Gatsby today with a friend and there’s a part where Leo is just reaching out to the ocean at the beginning and end of the movie and at the beginning I said “Leo’s looking for his Oscar” and we both silently cracked up but at the end as it was fading away she said “No, my Oscar, I need to find it!” And we both had to contain our laughter even more because it was then dead silent in the theatre it was just so funny

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what